Showing posts with label Lal Niwas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lal Niwas. Show all posts

Friday, November 7, 2014

India doesn't give us the bird

Friday, 7 November 2014 AM, Phalodi

Pati and BeeBee are so looking forward to being out of Phalodi in general and out of Lal Niwas in particular. Yesterday they realized that there was no drinking water in their room, even though the directory of services specified that there would be. They asked twice for water, finally being told it would be delivered to their room. When they returned to their room, there was no drinking water, but they decided they had brought enough of their own for teeth brushing.  They went to bed early, without dinner, because they had an early 7 am start on Friday.

Sleep was difficult, because the fan made whump-whump noises all night, yet there were also small swishing noises that made BeeBee think about rats ... At 5:15 am, BeeBee got up to take a shower. (The driver had suggested several times that they would first go to see the birds, then return to the hotel for a shower and food, but BeeBee saw no reason to prolong their stay.) BeeBee went into the bathroom, checking that the hot water heater was turned on. It was. She brushed her teeth with bottled water, then checked the shower taps before turning on the shower head. No water. She checked the sink taps. No water.  She woke up Pati. He checked all the taps. No water. They knew a call to the front desk would be pointless, because, even if someone would answer the phone at that hour,  they do not understand English. Pati and BeeBee went back to bed. The Jains began to sing and chant outside every 15 minutes. (The town has a large population of Jains.) Today is the day that Jain priests begin their 8 months of travel; perhaps it was some kind of sendoff. Finally, at 6:30, they got up again, brushed their teeth with bottled water, dressed, and, feeling especially grubby, met their driver to drive to see the birds.

The town that Pati and BeeBee visited yesterday, in preparation for bird watching today, is Khichan. This small town is a resting place for Mademoiselle cranes as they migrate. They land at several lakes for water, and feed all over the area. There is one special feeding area, a rectangular fenced-in area next door to a man who has championed these birds for years. He feeds them in that lot, and allows anyone to view them from the flat rooftop of his house.

The driver headed to the same lake that they visited yesterday, arriving a few minutes after 7 am. No birds. The driver went off to chat with the locals about where the birds might be. They told him about the special feeding area, and so Pati and BeeBee got back in the car and they headed for that area. No birds. They climbed to the roof of the house to wait with some other bird watchers sporting cameras with huge lenses. The "bird man" served masala chai and showed everyone the clippings about his work and the awards he has won. The only birds arriving were pigeons, who feasted on the cranes' food. Suddenly, formations of cranes began to fly overhead. Other formations could also be seen in the distance, flying in from other areas. Apparently, they first go to the lakes, then come to this special area to feed. But no cranes were landing at this spot. Since they had a schedule to keep, Pati and BeeBee waited until 8:10, then decided to go back to the lake and check again. No birds.

They went back to the hotel, where the driver informed the management in Rajasthani that (a) there was no running water in the room and (b) there had been a dead rat in the dining area yesterday.  Pati and BeeBee climbed to their room, and, miraculously, there was running water. A young man arrived almost immediately, went into the bathroom, and showed Pati how he had just been turning the taps incorrectly! (Unfortunately for him, he stood under the shower when he demonstrated how Pati should have done it.) Pati and BeeBee showered and went to the restaurant, where they picked a table far from the erstwhile rat and ordered the safest food on the menu. While they ate, a manager came into the area haranguing the cleaning fellow from yesterday.

Pati and BeeBee went back to their room, brushed their teeth with their own bottled water, grabbed their luggage, and started to the elevator with it. The elevator came almost immediately; it was full of luggage and one hotel staff, who got off the elevator and left, with the elevator unusable full. They found their way down two dark flights of stairs, paid their small remaining bill, and escaped.

Hoping their luck had changed, they headed back to Khichan for a last attempt to see cranes close up. They checked the feeding area. Success! A small group of cranes that flew away immediately. They checked the lake. No birds. Taking pity on them, the driver drove around randomly looking for cranes, finally spotting 5 of them in a field. Going off-road, he got Pati and BeeBee close enough that they could walk slowly closer and get some good pictures. They decided that was enough birding and headed off down the road to Jaiselmer and new adventures.

A little nightcap

Thursday, 6 November 2014 (PM), Phalodi

After lunch at Lal Niwas, Pati and BeeBee decided they will be too full for dinner (even if they are hungry). They also learned that they had eaten lunch at the best place in town. Pati saw "Fort DeHamir Bar - A well stocked bar that serves cocktails & Mocktails" in the hotel directory. He thought "alcohol kills germs and the sugar in drinks kills hunger" maybe that will do (sugar in tea would work too but despite ordering it in three different restaurants in the last three days it never seems to come). Pati and BeeBee went to the front desk and asked directions to the Fort DeHamir. They were led to a locked room by a member of the hotel staff. He unlocked the door, pushed aside a roman shade, and turned on the lights. Pati and BeeBee knew they shouldn't go in but they did. Pati didn't recognize much but saw a type of beer that was OK and ordered one. They brought him a different brand which isn't OK but he accepted it. BeeBee doesn't drink beer but he thought she might have a sweet mixed drink (she has a cold and Pati knew Nyquil was basically alcohol). He asked the bartender "Do you make cocktails?" The bartender said "Yes" and gave Pati something that resembled a 6 inch potato chip. BeeBee said  "I have had enough weird for one day, let's go." Pati drank his beer as quickly as possible while the bartender stood about a foot away glaring disapprovingly. Pati and BeeBee left and the bar closed again. It is a pretty happening place! On the way back to their room, Pati and BeeBee saw their driver. He mentioned that, despite having a large number of rooms, Pati and BeeBee were the only guests at Lal Niwas. It is a hidden treasure! Pati and BeeBee are considering being too full for breakfast (even if they are starving).

Would you like curry with that rat?

Thursday, 6 November (Mid-Day), Phalodi

After the long drive from Pushkar, Pati and BeeBee finally reached a hotel.  Given their experience in Pushkar, BeeBee insisted on checking the hotel name against their itinerary. "There is only one hotel in Philodi," the driver said. It was the hotel Lal Niwas, a two hundred year old mansion, which, according to toiletries in the room, is also a Days Inn. The man in reception insisted that they check out rooms 202 and 211 before deciding on a room. They went to their room using an elevator with a sign that says "Both use three person at time" They tried.  
The man carrying their bags took them to room 202. Another hotel staffer was already there unlocking the door. He was carrying a spray can of some sort, and entered before them, spraying furiously under the bed and in other suspicious spots. He waved them in, pointed out aspects of the room ("Don't hit your head" entering the bathroom), and hurried off with no mention of room 211. BeeBee looked under the bed to make sure nothing looked back. Then she said to Pati "This room has no windows!" She also noted that the directory of services book in their room has a tab labeled "Places of Interest." There is nothing listed.  
To escape their room, Pati and BeeBee went off to find the dining room for lunch. The place was empty. There were tables both inside and out and it was hot inside. Pati and BeeBee chose a seat outside next to the swimming pool. It was green and full of bird feathers (so much for Pati's swim). The table cloth was covered with ashes and grease stained. Two waiters came our, and with great ceremony, shook the tablecloth and put it right back on the table. One of the waiters, who reminded Pati and BeeBee of Manuel from Faulty Towers, came to take the order. He made recommendations for dishes which turned out to be very tasty. He then brought plates and repeatedly dusted them. He placed the silverware, carefully handling each utensil by the eating end, and explained to Pati "This is knife, fork, spoon." (Pati and BeeBee wiped their utensils with paper napkins when no one else was looking.) When the food came, he began placing dishes and began to move the salt and pepper shakers around the table with the intensity of a chess grand master in a timed match. He then wiped their plates again, wiped off the salt and pepper shakers with his hands, and layered Pati's lap with paper napkins. At any moment, BeeBee expected him to ask "May I lick your spoon?"
 
Pati saw that BeeBee was bothered by the grimy tablecloth, so he said "Don't look over there." She looked. What she saw was a dead rat about five feet from the table. BeeBee thought it was about 8 inches long from nose to base of tail but she didn't go over to measure it (Pati supposed it was 20 centimeters long because he thought it was a metric rat). Becoming quite fond of the dead rat, BeeBee proposed naming him Basil.
A few minutes later, a cleaning man was walking by. He looked and saw the rat. Then he did a double take when he saw Pati and BeeBee sitting next to it. He vanished for about 30 seconds planning his next move. He then appeared with a broom and dustpan and casually swept various places on the floor working his way to the rat. Finally, he casually knelt trying to block the view of the rat. Then he disappeared, as had the rat. Pati and BeeBee fully expected their waiter to ask "Would you like curry with your rat?" Later in the day, Pati wondered if the Lal Niwas was the worst hotel he had ever stayed in. A motel on the outskirts of Atlantic City came to mind, but Pati decided that motel was only second.
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